Conservatives Poke Fun at Left’s Attacks on ‘Frat Boy’ Kavanaugh
Jeremiah Poff /
Brett Kavanaugh, President Donald Trump’s nominee to replace retiring Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy, has faced an interesting line of attacks relating to his personal life, including regarding his name, with pro-abortion group NARAL calling him a “frat boy,” and late-night talk show host Stephen Colbert saying his name sounded like that of a waiter at Ruby Tuesday.
We'll be DAMNED if we're going to let five MEN—including some frat boy named Brett—strip us of our hard-won bodily autonomy and reproductive rights. #StopKavanaugh #SaveRoe pic.twitter.com/22GYMTVLgj
— Reproductive Freedom for All (@reproforall) July 11, 2018
I don't know much about Kavanaugh, but I'm skeptical because his name is Brett. https://t.co/ejtd4r5LsN
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) July 11, 2018
Kavanaugh’s personal spending practices have also been scrutinized: He allegedly accumulated thousands of dollars in credit card debt, including on Washington Nationals baseball tickets. He later paid off the debt.
The attacks on his private life prompted a mockery on Twitter from conservatives:
https://twitter.com/Heminator/status/1017047845646594050
Sources close to Brett Kavanaugh reveal that he enjoyed Star Wars: The Phantom Menace and thought the overwhelming Jar Jar hate was 'a bit unwarranted.' #BrettKavanaughScandals
— The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher (@NumbersMuncher) July 12, 2018
Brett Kavanaugh just wants to watch the world burn. #BrettKavanaughScandals pic.twitter.com/ww7Zb9l0KE
— The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher (@NumbersMuncher) July 12, 2018
According to sources familiar with the situation, in late 96 or 97 Brett Kavanaugh did not wait one hour after eating to go swimming.
#BrettKavanaughScandals— Andrew Donaldson (@four4thefire) July 12, 2018
CAUGHT: #SCOTUS nominee, Judge Brett Kavanaugh, spotted serving meals to the homeless outside Catholic Charities in downtown Washington. #BrettKavanaughScandalshttps://t.co/JEm6KQreDZ
— GOP (@GOP) July 12, 2018
A person has come forward to reveal that in 1994, while working as a clerk at Blockbuster, Brett Kavanaugh was not kind and did not rewind his returned rental copy of Christmas classic Die Hard. #BrettKavanaughScandals
— Andrew Donaldson (@four4thefire) July 12, 2018
Hearing some dark news about Kavanaugh that could derail him getting on the bench.
Apparently, he would rule that a hot dog is not a sandwich.
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) July 12, 2018
If Brett Kavanaugh doesn't walk into confirmation hearings hungover, in sunglasses, a frat muscle shirt, and in boat shoes, I don't want him on the bench
— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair ? (@senatorshoshana) July 12, 2018
Brett Kavanaugh wrote a thesis on why Die Hard is the greatest Christmas movie of all time. #BrettKavanaughScandals
— The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher (@NumbersMuncher) July 12, 2018
Sources claim that in his sophomore year of High School he was overheard saying "Chuck Norris is not the toughest man in the world" #BrettKavanaughScandals
— Curt Schilling (@gehrig38) July 12, 2018
He was seen eating a grape out of the grocery cart before the cashier weighed them. #BrettKavanaughScandals
— Bryan Kemper ?? (@BryanKemper) July 12, 2018
Double Scandal: Not only did he make a Star Wars reference while seeing Star Trek in the theatre, he was seen eating a mint he smuggled into the theatre. #BrettKavanaughScandals
— Bryan Kemper ?? (@BryanKemper) July 12, 2018
https://twitter.com/MattsIdeaShop/status/1017270887035256832
https://twitter.com/AndySwan/status/1017416072872497152
https://twitter.com/JamesHasson20/status/1017276074340831233
https://twitter.com/JamesHasson20/status/1017270137156710400
This might be a legit #BrettKavanaughScandals https://t.co/MPg6kDIbAD
— The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher (@NumbersMuncher) July 12, 2018
Honestly, I could come up with a better Kavanaugh oppo campaign than any of the groups whining about him being frat boy or having credit card debt. It's seriously like they're not even trying
— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair ? (@senatorshoshana) July 12, 2018