P’Nut Story Is Fauci-ism in a Nutshell

Jarrett Stepman /

The death of a squirrel has somehow intruded on the news cycle in the relentless last days of a presidential election.

Last week, the New York state government seized P’Nut the pet squirrel and a pet raccoon named Fred from owners Mark and Daniela Longo in Pine City, New York, in what was reportedly a five-hour raid. 

Shortly afterward, the two animals were euthanized.

P’Nut apparently had been an internet sensation. The squirrel had been rescued seven years earlier after its mother was killed by a car and was quite tame.

P’Nut’s owners put videos of him performing tricks online, and he appeared to be quite far from being a public menace.

Frankly, I walk past more public health and safety menaces (that the government does nothing about) every time I walk outside my home in New York City.

So why did the state government have to use valuable resources on this case?

The New York State Department of Environmental Conservation and the Chemung County Department of Health released a joint statement on the P’Nut incident, which they said took place only after reports of wildlife being held at a residence:

The Chemung County Department of Health and the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation (DEC) are coordinating to ensure the protection of public health related to the illegal possession of wild animals that have the potential to carry the rabies virus. 

On Oct. 30, DEC seized a raccoon and squirrel sharing a residence with humans, creating the potential for human exposure to rabies. In addition, a person involved with the investigation was bitten by the squirrel. To test for rabies, both animals were euthanized.

So, the reason these animals had to be euthanized was that, during the raid, one of these Keystone Cops got bitten by the likely terrified squirrel?

I can’t imagine how outraged I’d be. Let’s say the Longos really were doing something dangerous and illegal. Do they deserve to be treated this way by their government?

“They made me sit outside for five hours,” Mark Longo said, according to The New York Times. “They wouldn’t even let me feed my horses.”

Needless to say, the incident created a huge amount of public backlash.

Here’s entrepreneur Elon Musk on X, which he owns:

Even Donald Trump’s running mate, Sen. JD Vance of Ohio, opined on the incident at a campaign stop. Vance said the former president is outraged.

“[Trump] was like, ‘You know, is it really the case that the Democrats murdered the Elon Musk of squirrels?’ Have you seen the videos of this squirrel? He’s, like, a genius. Or he was,” Vance said, according to the New York Post

 “The same government that doesn’t care about hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrant criminals coming into our country, doesn’t want us to have pets,” Vance said. “It’s the craziest thing.”

This line from a Wall Street Journal editorial was spot-on about not only an apparently abusive action by the government but the typical pettiness of our out-of-control bureaucracies.

“The P’Nut incident has exploded on social media as an example of abusive government, and it’s hard to conclude otherwise if Mr. Longo’s account is accurate,” The Wall Street Journal’s editorial board wrote. “The 34-year-old had better watch out now that he’s gone public, because there’s nobody more vengeful than a bureaucracy that’s been embarrassed when its bullying zealotry is exposed.”

What kind of system do we have where the people have to be fearful of their government?

At this point, I think most Americans have an experience or two where some government agency or another swooped into their lives like a great lummox and made a mess of things before ejecting from the situation without so much as an apology.

Even the kids got a national lesson in how this works during the COVID-19 lockdowns. Government agencies from the federal government on down stepped intrusively into and convulsed our entire way of life—creating an economic crisis and generational learning loss—all in the name of public health.

It turns out that an enormous number of the highly intrusive COVID-19 mandates weren’t based on science at all. They were based on the arbitrary whims of bureaucrats, to make people feel like the government was doing something.

And after all that, the bureaucrats were allowed to move on with little accountability and certainly no apology to the American people.

That’s why this P’Nut story resonated so much on social media

Our elected officials defer to so-called bureaucratic “experts” who often run roughshod over liberty and make what often are egregiously wrong decisions against our interests. At times there are deadly consequences.

This was the heart and soul of Fauci-ism. But it isn’t just a few big public health agencies that have this mindset. 

No, it infects the culture and mentality of government agencies from the New York State Department of Environmental Conservation to the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency to the FBI.

In the case of the Longos, the consequences may have been “low,” although the lives of their two beloved pets were mercilessly extinguished. But what about when it’s parents who won’t affirm their child’s gender transition and blue states such as New York and California sic their agencies on them?

When Vice President Kamala Harris says on the presidential campaign trail that she would trust the so-called experts to make decisions, this is what I and many Americans think of.

Our apparent new-age philosopher kings often have expertise in little more than navigating the byzantine bureaucracies that they perpetually swim in. And they now clearly are willing to use their power on behalf of increasingly radical ideology.

They aren’t reasonable, they aren’t rational, and most importantly they aren’t accountable for their actions.

In the end, this story isn’t really about a pet squirrel and a pet raccoon. It’s about how American citizens increasingly are being treated by authorities that hardly resemble the limited government of, by, and for the people, as laid down by our forefathers.