Joe Biden: The Ayatollahs’ Best Friend Forever

Deroy Murdock /

President Joe Biden showed leadership and courage last week by flying into an active war zone to personify solidarity with America’s embattled friends and allies in Israel.

Too bad Biden’s appeasement of Iran made the trip necessary.

Perhaps Biden went to Tel Aviv to atone for his years of financial assistance to the ayatollahs. Biden’s folly—believing that kindness would tame the mullahs—exploded in his face on Oct. 7: Iran’s Hamas puppets shocked Israel with the most brutal attack that it has endured since the Yom Kippur War, almost 50 years earlier.

Biden’s “Fair Play for Tehran” policy has replenished Iran’s finances after then-President Donald Trump’s “maximum pressure” campaign drained them. But rather than cooperation, Iran has shown Biden contempt. And its proxies, subsidized directly or fungibly with American cash, have killed at least 1,400 people in today’s war on Israel.

“The Biden administration’s decision to release $6 billion to Iran—the world’s leading state sponsor of terror—was a grave mistake that created a market for American hostages, emboldened our adversaries, and put a credit on the balance sheets of one of Hamas’ biggest backers,” Sen. Tim Scott, R-S.C., told Fox Business Network on Tuesday.

The Senate Banking Committee’s top Republican wants to freeze this massive ransom payment so Iran cannot tap it for “humanitarian aid,” shift an equal sum of fungible cash into, say, its Health Ministry, then siphon those resources from hospitals to Hamas, Hezbollah, and other Jew killers.

Fungibility is simple: Cigarettes are disgusting, and I never would subsidize a friend’s coffin nails. But if I bought him a case of beer weekly, he could channel his beer budget into smokes. I could avoid that by giving him a case of non-fungible beer weekly, rather than fungible beer money.

Even with a pounding hangover, any frat boy understands this. Too bad it’s beyond Biden’s grasp.

Alas, Biden has been the ayatollahs’ best friend since long before this $6 billion prisoner-swap payoff.

Ratcliffe’s $72 billion figure dovetails almost perfectly with the findings of The Heritage Foundation’s Tyler O’Neil. In an excellent, albeit maddening, Oct. 18 article for The Daily Signal, O’Neil carefully researched and clearly detailed his verdict on Biden’s Tehran policy: “The administration’s previous record already has translated to an extra $70 billion flowing to Iran’s ruling mullahs.”

Specifically, O’Neil calculates:

All told, O’Neil documents $71.02 billion that Biden has made available to his pals in Iran.

Biden’s inflationary pressure on gasoline and other prices has impoverished America, and even as he has enriched Iran.

The ayatollahs returned the favor by underwriting Hamas, which has killed 32 Americans in its war on Israel. Up to 11 others are missing and feared kidnapped.

The circle of strife is complete.

Biden did all of this, even while Iran topped the State Department’s list of state sponsors of terrorism.

“Iran has, unfortunately, always used and focused its funds on supporting terrorism, on supporting groups like Hamas,” Blinken said Oct. 8 on NBC’s “Meet the Press.”

“And it’s done that when there have been sanctions. It’s done that when there haven’t been sanctions. And it’s always prioritized that,” he said.

So, for the love of God, why would Biden send even one rusty penny to a nation that his own State Department certifies as terrorists?

This largesse might be worthy if it taught Iran some manners. Au contraire, during Biden’s misrule, Iran routinely attacks U.S. GIs. These bad deeds largely have gone unpunished.

Iran and its proxies have unleashed “about 83 attacks” against U.S. troops in Iraq and Syria under Biden, Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin told a March 28 Senate hearing.

“We’ve launched four major retaliations,” Austin added.

Sen. Tom Cotton, R-Ark., wondered: “What kind of signal do we think this sends to Iran when they can attack us 83 times since Joe Biden became president, and we only respond four?”

Rather than gratitude, Iran repeatedly gives Biden black eyes. He resembles a battered husband: “The ayatollah beats me because he loves me!”

This all foreshadowed Oct. 7, which caught Israel napping. The Mossad has plenty to explain, and it will.

Hamas also surprised Team Biden. Alas, such things leave them dazed and confused:

Umm, no.

Trump—the big, bad bully—obliterated the ISIS caliphate, droned Iranian terrorism master Qassem Soleimani, and sanctioned Iran like a boa constrictor. Hence, Iran laid low, Israel savored relative tranquility, and Trump brokered the Abraham Accords—four pacts normalizing relations between Israel and Bahrain, the United Arab Emirates, Sudan, and Morocco.

Biden got Trump exquisitely wrong.

Oops!

Strike three. Yer out!

Biden replaced Trump’s Peace Through Strength approach with his own Softer Than Tapioca Doctrine. Biden’s weakness ignited the Middle East’s raging infernos.

Biden & Co. promised to reinstate “the grownups” after the Romper Room that reputedly was the Trump administration. But after 33 months of Biden’s “adult supervision,” Russia and Ukraine are locked in a Mexican standoff. The U.S.-Mexico “border” is dead (1848-2021). And Hamas’ war on Israel could escalate into World War III.

“The children” cannot return to power soon enough.

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