Hell Freezes Over, Pigs Fly, and Democrats Demand Closed Border

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“There is presently an acute and immediate need to construct physical barriers and roads in the vicinity of the border of the United States in order to prevent unlawful entries into the United States.”

Who said that? Donald Trump? Rep. Matt Gaetz, R- Fla.? Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga.?

Nope. These are the words of Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas.

The comment landed Wednesday 180 degrees opposite Mayorkas’ oft-stated lie: “The border is closed.”

Regardless, Mayorkas is just the latest Democrat to acknowledge basic reality. Regarding the U.S.-Mexico border, Democrats are beginning to look a lot like mega-MAGA Republicans.

Fueling this anger, an estimated record 11,000 illegal aliens from 152 nations lately have invaded the southern frontier daily.

U.S. students are being booted from gymnasia and dormitories to house illegals.

Military veterans heading to December’s Army-Navy game in Massachusetts have seen their hotel rooms canceled to shelter illegal aliens.

Far from the Mexican border, in Bemidji, Minnesota, illegal alien Oscar Luna, 22, allegedly got an 11-year-old girl drunk and then raped her in a house with 11 other illegals.

This catastrophe has devolved from the unthinkable to the indecipherable. Mayorkas on Thursday totally contradicted his statement Wednesday, which already had T-boned into his previous remarks.

“There is no new administration policy with respect to the border wall,” Mayorkas said in Mexico City. Sweating like a jittery bomb maker, he added: “From Day One, this administration has made clear that a border wall is not the answer. That remains our position, and our position has never wavered.”

“Construct physical barriers” or “a border wall is not the answer?” Which is it?

As usual, Biden amplified the confusion. On Thursday, he rebuffed his new policy from Wednesday that “never wavered.”

“Do you believe the border wall works?” a journalist asked in the Oval Office.

Biden replied: “No.”

Will Biden side with Wednesday’s Mayorkas and these other Democrat neo-hawks on the border? Or will he stick with Thursday’s Mayorkas and his own campaign pledge? As Biden told Yahoo News on Aug. 5, 2020: “There will not be another foot of wall constructed in my administration.”

Who knows?

When guessing what next will tumble from Biden’s mouth, remember Scarlett O’Hara’s immortal words: “Tomorrow is another day.”

Biden and Mayorkas might build 20 miles of wall in Texas—far short of Trump’s 450—and then straddle it. If this makes them comfortable, who are we to judge?

While the Biden administration juggles its own contradictions, enjoy the man-bites-dog spectacle of Democrats demanding a closed border. This is even more astonishing than Republicans screaming for higher taxes.

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