Top 10 Reasons Why I Didn’t Sign Up on HealthCare.gov

Alicia M. Cohn / Kelsey Lucas /

The number of signups on HealthCare.gov has been pretty disappointing for the Obama Administration. Sure, the website has had problems, but what else could be keeping people from signing up? Could these be the…

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10. There was no app for that

9. Still waiting on my free Obamaphone

8. Link was from a Nigerian prince

7. Got suspicious when it asked for payment in doubloons

6. They used Comic Sans

5. Couldn’t remember my underwear size when they asked

4. No cats

3. Website made by Canadians

2. Panda Cam came back online

1. Obama didn’t

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